@NJFreudian: Sorry I called you a drunk, but in my defense, I didn't think you'd remember.
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@PaperWash: Noah build an ark "what? why" I'm gunna flood the earth "just give me fish powers" [jealous he didn't think of that] JUST DO WHAT I SAY!
@seanscrap: Got busted for shoplifting once in Canada and had to deal with their whole irritating Good Cop/Great Cop routine.
@Underchilde: Don’t worry if you’re not part of a clique. You can get the same experience by running through a minefield.
@longwall26: Idea: Always carry around a chicken, so if you're murdered your chalk outline won't just be the same old boring shit.