@NJFreudian: Sorry I called you a drunk, but in my defense, I didn't think you'd remember.
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@arielleBigBlue: When a guy wearing shorts and sandals to a bar is picking out songs on the jukebox, it's going to end badly for everyone.
@buttgh0st: "sir can you describe the stingray that attacked you?" yes it was like a weird pancake
@Jandalize: On the Hot Wheels isle helping a friend pick out a sweet Corvette that she promised her 18yo for graduation. Life's all about the wording.
@CarouselMouse: "It's a bird!" [Superman zooms down to inches away from the screaming guy's face] S: Birds can't go that fast Sean. What are you an idiot