@SlipperySecret: Sorry I called you "sexy" and didn't really mean it, but I was hungry and you were a mirage of pizza.
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@BoomBoomBetty: Aisle 3: oh my god hi! Aisle 5: haha hi Aisle 9: yeah hello... Aisle 10: [little smile] Aisle 13: I swear to god I will cut you if I see your face again -Death spiral of a friendship when you keep running into them at Target
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd like to bring a guest.
@MelKassel: LEONARDO DA VINCI: *on street corner* eeey girl! gimme a smile, girl! nah, not that big. make it cryptic, girl, like 'what is she thinking'