@stanleybehrman: Sorry I called you stupid. It was insensitive and heartless of me. I just assumed that you knew.
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@ValeeGrrl: Husband said, "If you were really THAT funny you wouldn't have to always say COME ON, THAT WAS FUNNY." So now I have a tombstone to select
@Smooheed: *signs into Skype meeting with very important clients* *tries to sound incredibly intelligent* *gets attacked by moth* *falls off chair*
@markydoodoo: I bet my doctor wasn't expecting to say "Sir, that is not a toy" so many times today.