@stanleybehrman: Sorry I called you stupid. It was insensitive and heartless of me. I just assumed that you knew.
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@SincerelyMen: "Seize the day" in Latin is "Carpe Diem" ..."Seize the day" in Douchebag is "YOLO"
@GrantTanaka: Best thing about drinking in downtown LA is that if u need a bathroom, it's all around you
@jackiembouvier: Well, Jesus, now all Samsung's competitors have to say is "we won't blow up in your pocket and set you ablaze!"
@Sarcasticsapien: Having bad dreams is the best way to prove you can't even do being unconscious right.