@stanleybehrman: Sorry I called you stupid. It was insensitive and heartless of me. I just assumed that you knew.
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@trevso_electric: The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza.
@_Tempo11: I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert.
@eddiesnextwife: My ice maker broke and now I have to make ice, in trays. I'll be on Pinterest looking for a recipe.
@longwall26: May you never be as bored as whoever figured out that holding a seashell to your ear sounds like the ocean