@SortaBad: Sorry I can't come to your thing tonight, I'm too busy figuring out an excuse about why I can't come to your thing next week
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@TheToddWilliams: [house party] ME: Hey, can I get you a glass of wine?...a beer?...vodka? HER: Do you have anything nonalcoholic? ME: Uh...do you mean like a joint?
@upsidedowntrash: The Breakfast Club: (1985) (1hr 37 mins) Not a single breakfast is had. Barely a club. Misleading. 1/10
@sammyj_04: What's it called when it's 9:20am and you can't wait for dinner? Oh, it's called fat. Nevermind.
@MaraWritesStuff: Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.