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@bendymommy: Sorry I can't date you because I'm seeing anybody else.
@BisleyT: Mispronouncing words is kind of my forty
@ShtFatGirlsSay: Doctors say eating a piece of Bacon takes 9 mins off your life...if my math is correct i died in 1781
@mina_baileyy: I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
@theshantilly: I got myself into this mess, and I can get myself further into this mess.
@seandunn76: This total stranger wanted to have a spontaneous tickle fight on the street and...oh...nope, never mind I'm being robbed. Guys I'm being rob