@robfee: Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport.
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@helltotheyaya: Yeah, sex is awesome. But have you ever put clothes on straight out of the dryer?
@KevinHart4real: Good morning people.....I woke up feeling myself this morning....wait that doesn't sound right. What I meant is I woke up feeling confidant
@EJGomez: this toddler on the bus said "the wheels on the bus go round & round" & this guy yelled back "no shit Sherlock" & I can't stop clapping?
@justabloodygame: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give Jesus a fish, and you and your family will eat nothing but that one fish for a lifetime.