@robfee: Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport.
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@scottthetwat: The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time.
@dubstep4dads: JIM: I've got an idea. Let's call this place "Jimadelphia" [PHIL is creeping up from behind with a crowbar]
@SomthinBoutSara: I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down
@DareDarilyn: Before being born, I wish I would have been able to select the difficulty level of my life.