@IamEnidColeslaw: sorry I didn't answer when you called, I had 6 Peeps in my mouth
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@therealeatwood: ME: Would you like a snack? 4: No. As a pure mathematical object, I require no physical sustenance.
@ComedicBust: Whenever I kill an ant, I always assume a surviving ant tells the rest of the ants and they have a meeting on how to kill me in my sleep.
@NickBSawyer: *handshake* wow, soft hands! u must've never worked a day in ur life [coming off a 9 hour shift at the Vaseline factory] "u dont know me."