@Matt_The_1st: Sorry I didn't reply to your text, I just couldn't find a response that would keep you from sending another
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@FunkyFresh_79: Operator: 911 what's your emergency? Me: PEOPLE ARE TAGGING ME IN PICTURES ON FACEBOOK AND I'M NOT EVEN IN THEM!