@jwoodham: Sorry I didn't text you back, but my body is like 70% water and I really didn't want to mess up my phone.
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@slimmy_shady: Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Dies At 84.Who wants to protest a funeral?
@GrowlyGrego: *approaches pond* *water recedes* *turns away* *water returns* What the ?? *approaches pond* *water recedes* Oh, I see. This is a coy pond.