@Mostly_Cheese: Sorry I don't remember your name, I was concentrating too hard on shaking hands, making eye contact and not mispronouncing my own.
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@JTQuest: Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Feel free to name your next kid after me. Coworker: Why would I name my kid “Giant Douchebag?”
@HumanPog: one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process