@Jacksawyerr: Sorry I dropped your baby and tried to catch it with my foot.
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@theshamingofjay: Thanks for sending your Blackberry pin to my iPhone. When did you get electricity in your cave?
@3sunzzz: When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted.
@thenatewolf: *on a first date* Me: [remembering how my friend said women like mysterious men] my favorite color is a secret
@TwatWaffler69: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.