@Jacksawyerr: Sorry I dropped your baby and tried to catch it with my foot.
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@Brampersandon_: FIREMAN: this blaze is out of control ME: sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire F: what? No M: *already brandishing a flamethrower*
@DrLickenstein: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned
@LoveNLunchmeat: When I die, just throw the laundry in my grave with me. I want to die exactly as I lived.