@dafloydsta: Sorry I faked my death during the middle of your boring story.
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@weinerdog4life: The cops say I have to stop trying to fist fight the guy who tries to feed my house letters everyday.
@squirrel74wkgn: [tearing off our clothes] Her: I want you. Take off your shoes. *kicks flip-flop through her TV*
@Steelers1972: If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024....