@MrsTomServo: Sorry I got confused & grabbed your fist bump like a doorknob.
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@BritXNic: Unless you met your spouse while committing a diamond heist, I don't need to hear how you got together.
@NathanBgood: They take Opposite Day seriously here at El Sol. I love sushi/getting paid to eat, but the dead mariachi band is something of a mood-killer.
@timdonakowski: Naming my daughter "A Relationship" so I don't have to worry about punks wanting to be in her.
@malt_skull: Mermaid: I lay the eggs Merman: and I fertilize them Meredith: I'm Edith, I like to watch