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@sharpular: Sorry I got discombobulated.
I'm rebobulated now.
@NoogsCorner: 1) Put index and thumb together.
2) Place them where nose meets forehead.
3) Close eyes.
5) Check to see if person still talking.
@iamledgin: Hey, guy in Prius blasting heavy metal - decide which type of annoying person you want to be.
@lisaxy424: "zombies aren't real zombies aren't real zombies aren't real zombies aren't real"
- me, walking my dog at night
@QwertyJones3: So what do you do for a living?
"I'm in the Secret Service"
Wow, you didn't keep that secret too well did you
@carlyken: I hope the zombies start with people that talk to me when I'm obviously counting.