@Jenny4ashley: SORRY I GOT IN THE VAN AND ATE ALL OF THE CANDY AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME.
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@scottthetwat: I received 10 pounds of pot in the mail by mistake. So I did the right thing and called the police to come pick up all 4 pounds.
@KatieKatCubs: My dad just called because he was thinking of me & loves me. And THAT'S why I never danced on a pole. Well, that and I got too dizzy.
@AnOrangeSNES: *grabs walmart intercom* WHY DID YOU LET ME GRAB THIS INTERCOM? I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE *fighting noises* YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR JOB