@WineMummy: Sorry I had sex with your hot gardener, but in my defense, you did say that I needed Jesus in me.
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@jwoodham: The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do.