@WineMummy: Sorry I had sex with your hot gardener, but in my defense, you did say that I needed Jesus in me.
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@SamGirlSunday: I don't know about you, but I could really go for a punch in your face right now.
@wicce_podge: Hate to be nosey, people in the hallway, but you're too effing loud and yes, that mole should be looked at.
@Jen_says_nah: *puts message in a bottle *stares longingly out at sea and throws it in *gets tazed and arrested for littering
@realHamOnWry: My inner child just threatened to call Social Services if I don't eat ice cream for supper tonight.