@pete46and2: Sorry I handed you a broom when you asked for a ride.
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@bourgeoisalien: I'm so lazy, if I got kidnapped I’d just think, “Well, this is where I live now.”
@AndyAsAdjective: my dance moves can best be described as "did that dude just try to leap frog?" & "whoa that's a lot of blood" & "is he still alive?"
@QuietPsycho: When I think about you, I touch myself..... ......I rub my temples because you give me a goddamn headache...
@Carbosly: You say "save the date", I hear "more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."