@pete46and2: Sorry I handed you a broom when you asked for a ride.
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@NYC_Blonde: Are babies like tamagotchis? Like, will my friend take care of it if I forget it at her house?
@Stevie___C: If a dentist make their money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
@daemonic3: [gf comes home after spray tanning] Hey, orange you looking good! "Thanks" Anytime, pumpkin! "You're sweet" You're one in vermillion!