@Petote: Sorry I headbutted you, I was gonna punch you but, I was holding wine.
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@Mr_Kapowski: [calls wife from store] "Are you in more of a frolicking or jumping in the air mood? There's so many tampon choices"
@TheSharona06: Me: My tarot cards say that you're going to be in pain soon. Him: Ha! My Magic 8 Ball said No. *hurls Magic 8 Ball at him* Him: Ouch!
@FormerGrunt: Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it.
@HatfieldAnne: Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs.