@Petote: Sorry I headbutted you, I was gonna punch you but, I was holding wine.
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@simoncholland: Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on? Stop talking in secret code.
@WalkingOutside: Some things in life are inevitable. Birth. Death. My husband storing everything he owns in a massive pile next to his side of the bed.
@Midgetspar: Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby.