@Petote: Sorry I headbutted you, I was gonna punch you but, I was holding wine.
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@jedfudally: childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is
@UNTRESOR: "How did you sleep?" "On my back, mostly. At one point I tried to climb into my dryer but I couldn't fit."
@BackrowSeats: Been in an accident? Know someone who's been in an accident? If not, call us & we'll come push you down the stairs or something.