@Petote: Sorry I headbutted you, I was gonna punch you but, I was holding wine.
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@slimmy_shady: Drink this wine, it's the blood of Christ.Eat this bread, it's the body of Christ.Jesus pulls out hotdog, "Now hear me out"
@TheRohiniReddy: I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them.
@geekysteven: "Why didn't any of you go back and kill Hitler?" TIME TRAVELER: We prioritized stopping Zortho the Endless Scourge in 1935. "Who?" TT: Bingo