@Dawn_M_: Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn't burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You.
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@The1WhosCrazy: The walk of shame: When you toss a paper ball in trash, miss, then have to go get it.
@TheIronSherk: Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries.
@kiralc: i can always see the flash of disappointment n a guy's face when i tell them i have a great relationship with my dad.
@Amburglar_: I hate when I'm getting a back rub & he stops 3 mins in & says "my thumbs hurt." It's not like I ever say "My jaw hurts." I finish the job.