@Freudstombstone: Sorry I missed your funeral, but in my defense, you're not coming to mine.
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@BritishNicx: Me: Oh yeah, baby. Tie me up and put a blindfold on me...Grrrr. Him: Erm...I'm only here to rob the bank...and I have a boyfriend.
@RealSamHarwood: Unless you are literally the Dark Lord Voldemort then a snake is just not an acceptable pet dude
@WheelTod: Any time I see a dog in a baby stroller I assume the dog has somehow established dominance & the baby is back at home stuck in a kennel.
@redherringbear: If you believe you can pass a drug test by drinking large amounts of water, you're just diluting yourself.