@weinerdog4life: Sorry I misunderstood BYOB, what should I do with this buffalo?
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@Book_Krazy: So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!
@pinupteacher: *date leans in* Tell me something I don't know about you. *I lean in* I have a french fry in my pocket.
@WildeThingy: I wish young people would stop idealising future dystopias and start enjoying the one they're in.
@darksidedeb: I like my men well-rounded and sweet and rich and available and covered in sprinkles wait a minute... that's donuts I like donuts