@Almighty_Smoot: Sorry I mixed 50,000 instant pudding packets into your above ground pool
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@ImFordTough: Pretty awesome how you can buy chocolates on February 13th and everyone assumes you have a girlfriend & not a grudge w/ your neighbor's dog.
@TheAlexNevil: Darth: You should not have come back, old man. Obi Wan: I DIDN'T. I was going to Alderaan. You caught our ship with a tractor beam. Idiot.
@kumailn: It's fine to eat chicken with skin but serve beef with skin and everybody just starts freaking out.