@E_lok44: Sorry I painted a hat on your head while you were sleeping, but I can't knit.
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@Rollinintheseat: I took a "Which Friends character are you?" quiz and I got The Central Perk couch.
@JohnLyonTweets: A friend is in jail and I can't help feeling partially responsible because I framed him for murder.
@saucy_peaches: My mom always said that I'd never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her...
@relatabledad: no actually it's called an "african-american" eye, bud. and i got it cause someone beat the crap out of me for being too politically correct