@Kendragarden: Sorry I picked up your pug and ran him in for a touchdown.
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@KoKeniSasquatch: Teenagers. Can't live with them. Can't get rid of them without bringing the cops around.
@Midgetspar: Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby.
@Jayson_Two_time: Pro Tip for the ladies. Ask him to show you where the "jack thingy" is at in the trunk and when he shows you.. That's when you push him in.