@Kendragarden: Sorry I picked up your pug and ran him in for a touchdown.
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@o__0Dev: My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve
@morninggloria: why is it ok for adults to dress in the jerseys of their team when they go to games but weird when i show up to the doctor dressed in scrubs
@Sleinso: I am at my most drunk when I go from chat room to chat room yelling WHO STOLE MY POPTART!!
@mkpaulsen: I asked my friend if he wanted a drink and he said to surprise him so I brought back a side salad.