@Kendragarden: Sorry I picked up your pug and ran him in for a touchdown.
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@ladybroseph: Boy, are you a yellow sports car because I am embarrassed to be seen with you but I am very pleased with your performance.
@RogueGod: After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t.
@prttylttleditty: Twitter is where the nerds from highshool shine because we know how to use correct grammar, metaphors, & sarcasm correctly. And we can read.