@AzahelZamora: Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button.
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@Squirreljustice: I'm wearing a burqa, fencing mask, & a welding helmet while reading a book on cannibalism & an old lady on the bus still wants to chat.
@Carbosly: No thanks, fantasy football. I already have a fantasy boyfriend, a fantasy sex life & a fantasy bank account. I'm good.
@poizngrl: If my children are any indication of how much I talk, I would now like to apologize to any man I've ever dated...EVER
@BaileysIrishTom: What's the best way to remove a grass stain? Alcohol? I don't see how getting drunk will help, but whatever.