@iMikosnyc: Sorry I put black eyeliner on your baby, but honestly, look at how edgy it is now.
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@leechee420: Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
@MarfSalvador: Dad owl: I’m dying so I need you to look after things. I’m going to give you- Son owl: Don’t say it Dad: Power of a tawny Son: [turns head]
@junejuly12: Keep microwaving fish in the office and stop wondering why you never get a desk by the windows.