@iMikosnyc: Sorry I put black eyeliner on your baby, but honestly, look at how edgy it is now.
@kevinrowe1: I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
@kcmoore51: 13: I have a friend that doesn't like baseball, chocolate, or bacon.
Me: Pretty sure that's not a friend, bro.
@robfee: Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
@COCAVELI: This generation sucks but does it swallow
@chrisdowning: My Favorite Chops: