@QwertyJones3: Sorry I replied "yikes" to your selfie.
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@tchrquotes: Student: I want a bunny, but my dad says bunnies just die. Me: So? You're going to die, and he had you.
@jonnysun: INTERVIEWER: when u read a good book, wat kind of things do u pictur in ur head ME: [pausimg for a split second too long] words
@desusnice: someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really