@Mr_Kapowski: Sorry I reported your newborn's pic on FB but nudity is nudity
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@stockejock: Misery loves company, and apparently that's why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend.
@fraservalleyjay: Sometimes for fun I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they open the door I say "Hey! Sorry I'm late."
@Jayson_Two_time: I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [gathers around casket and see's it's full of gatorade] uh oh, then that means [grandma's body is being dumped over the winning coach]