@Mr_Kapowski: Sorry I reported your newborn's pic on FB but nudity is nudity
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@_sweet_ham: Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts.
@michaeljhudson: What sound does a cow make? "Moooo" Good, a duck? "Quack" Good, how about a seal? "My power my PLEASURE MY PAIN, babaaaayyy
@LisaMcAlister1: Instead of saying, "YOLO", try saying, "Carpe Diem". You won't sound like a douche andddd, you won't sound like a douche.