@Mr_Kapowski: Sorry I reported your newborn's pic on FB but nudity is nudity
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Elifcello: I switched my cellphone to 'airplane mode' and threw it up into the air.. must tell you: WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER.
@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "I have never seen this before: You have no bones!" Me: "Really? Could the x-ray be broken?" Doctor: "Ignore what I just said."
@huntigula: [snowman rings doorbell] Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something about a "snow blower" and was wondering where I might find one.
@OctopusCaveman: [2 men standing in an empty basement together] Man 1: “Alright, maybe we should tell a few people about Fight Club.”