@Mr_Kapowski: Sorry I reported your newborn's pic on FB but nudity is nudity
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@OneFunnyMummy: On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse.
@UNTRESOR: [gets on Facebook] [types "you pushed me away but expected me to stay"] [everyone nods, this is considered extremely good shit on there]
@novicefather: You'll catch more flies with honey than you will with vinegar. Also a rotting corpse will work. Or poop. Lots of ways to attract flies.