@DaddyJew: Sorry I ruined your surprise party by telling everyone it was an intervention
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@ThisOneSayz: Oh sure, a 3yo can get candy for not pooping their pants, but when I demand wine for successful defecation, I get sent home by HR.
@LukeAdams95: Ask your siblings to close your door and they will start telling u how u treated them 3 months ago
@aka_fatman: [birdwatching] Ah, let us behold the majesty of the Bald eagle. And let us acknowledge the social awkwardness of the Combover eagle.