@brennadine: Sorry I said your mom's beef stroganoff was stroganawful.
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@SteveSuckington: I used to brag that my dad worked in the food court. I thought he was a food lawyer. Shoulda wondered why a lawyer would wear a sbarro shirt
@clindsaysway: When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people.
@krisv_723: A haunted house, but instead of masked creatures it's filled with everyone's mother-in-laws.