@P0tterhead_394: Soup: for when you want to be hungry again in 20 minutes

@noogscorner: The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What's your point?

@weinerdog4life: I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you.

@tastefactory: SOLDIER: Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Foxtrot Lima Yankee India Sierra Delta Oscar Whiskey November CAPTAIN: Lima Oscar Lima!

@RajatSaysItAll: "There are 2 seats. Which one do you want?" "Right one for me." "And you?" "Am I left with any choice?"