@sixfootcandy: Sorry I sprayed bug spray in your face. Those fake eyelashes scared the hell out of me.
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@noogscorner: The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What's your point?
@weinerdog4life: I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you.
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