@MacAnnabella: Passive aggressive has never been my thing, I prefer chasing you with a chainsaw.
@TheRealPiney: I'm quitting drinking for a year.
*I'm quitting. Drinking for a year.
Sorry, punctuation is everything.
@theevilwriter: You seem like the type of person I might give my heart to, but as nervously as I'd be watching a drunk holding a newborn.
@BringDaNoyz: ME: I wanna be the very best like no one ever was
Prof Oak: [handing me Pokedex] there are 150-
ME: sorry how much work is this gonna be
@Loli_Sug: I never point out when someone's zipper is down. I just zip it up for them.
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