@Book_Krazy: Ok, don't let them know you're a puma Interviewer: We're very impressed! You've got the job! "REALLY!?! I'M SO HAPPY I JUST PUMA PANTS"

@boring_as_heck: [dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit

@xLiserx: Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman.

@Sassafrantz: Goodnight Moon. Goodnight crazy guy in my tree with binoculars.

@ItsDanSheehan: 7:43 pm: I am in an argument with my girlfriend and my anger is justified 7:51 pm: I have just apologized for the Salem Witch Trials