@sixfootcandy: Sorry I sprayed bug spray in your face. Those fake eyelashes scared the hell out of me.
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@TheRealPiney: I'm quitting drinking for a year. *I'm quitting. Drinking for a year. Sorry, punctuation is everything.
@theevilwriter: You seem like the type of person I might give my heart to, but as nervously as I'd be watching a drunk holding a newborn.
@BringDaNoyz: ME: I wanna be the very best like no one ever was Prof Oak: [handing me Pokedex] there are 150- ME: sorry how much work is this gonna be