@Sal0630: Sorry I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the accountability meeting, but you said "easy come, easy go" so I just ran with it..
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@Coolisiana: *puts my hand in a popcorn bucket only to notice there's another hand in there already* *it's just my other hand*
@theprojectclub: Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?" "Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter" "Thanks dad" "No problem Alan"
@KrangTNelson: it’s extremely weird how many reporters are turning in long-read stories about how fabulously wealthy jeff bezos is when it is pretty well known that editors are only really interested in pictures of Spiderman
@ilovepie84: Interesting that the homeless population is down and now there is a big sale of unlabeled meat at the grocery store.