@Eightinchgoat: Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me.
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@GodfreyElfwick: I suggest now is the time to send ISIS some *very* strongly worded emails - then hit them with the biggest petition they've ever seen.
@Bagyants: I deactivated my Facebook so I won't know if any bible verses are "so true" for a while.
@Bownuggets: Turtles sniff tails to find mates but when I do it, it's "disturbing" & I "need to leave yoga," or "at least wait til I'm off the treadmill"