@Eightinchgoat: Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me.
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@AmishPornStar1: It's almost summer and I'm only three stomach flus and a couple tapeworms away from my beach body!!!
@AndrewNadeau0: Just realized I haven't fed my imaginary friends since a tea party when I was 6 so they're all dead now.
@Vice_Queen: My ex is such a loser that if there was a competition for the world's biggest loser, he'd still only win 2nd place.