@juneohara65: Sorry I used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast.
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@ObscureGent: My favorite act of vengeance is befriending your dad and convincing him that dread locks would look cool on him.
@robdelaney: Those a-hole guys on "Teen Mom" don't think being a dad is "cool." Well check me out #Responsibility never looked so "swag! " lol
@thegreatnanak: Me: I gotta find a purpose in life. Later: Blowing a feather trying to keep it in air