@juneohara65: Sorry I used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast.
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@thepunningman: [hamster construction site] "Colin, you seen Dave?" I left him manning the concrete mixer "Oh no" [cut to Dave having the time of his life]
@salamingia: I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear.