@SCbchbum: Sorry I used your baby's bald head as a lipstick blotter.
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@SortaSarcastic: What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
@BlairLoudly: A xenophobe eh? I'm scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn't call it a phobia.
@TheTweetOfGod: St. Patrick's Day may just be an excuse to drink, but then again so is Ireland.