@SCbchbum: Sorry I used your baby's bald head as a lipstick blotter.
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@kiel_phillips: ME: I would like a complaint form ASSISTANT: Sorry, we have none left ME: I would like two complaint forms
@JazzJazzybc: Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side.
@Jandalize: I decorate for Halloween by opening my bedroom curtains as I walk around naked. Pretty scary stuff for my neighbors.