@Swishergirl24: Sorry I was cleaning my phone screen and accidentally took 37 selfies.
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@Tw1tter_K1tten: Hiding the bank statement from your husband is the new hiding your report card from your parents.
@AnitaHelmet: Sure, 50% of marriages end in divorce and yeah, that's sad. But 100% of married people will die, and isn't that a greater tragedy?
@FussySaffa: When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?' is unwise, apparently.
@PieChord: The only time my ex will ever scream "DEEPER, DEEPER" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground.