@bossy_bootz: Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce
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@64spoons: Know when to holdem *Pick up panties Know when to foldem *Fold em Know when to walk away *Leave laundromat Know when to run *Girl chasing me
@FeelingMervis: I've started an elimination diet, It's where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
@TheSeanBrewster: I was feeling depressed, then saw a guy with one arm and thought "oh man, I could be getting so much more sympathy if I was missing an arm!"