@KizerBillhelm: Sorry I yelled "April Fool's" while you were proposing to your girlfriend.
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@Reverend_Scott: Me: I won't be needing you to help me work through my problems anymore. Therapist: why's that? Me: I got a dog.
@ibid78: Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof.
@Love_bug1016: When people try to play games with you, simply choose not to play. Unless it's Naked Twister. Never turn down Naked Twister.
@weinerdog4life: The 2nd amendment gives us the right to bear arms and the 8th amendment gives us the right to horse legs