@awescar: Sorry I yelled "chug it" to your baby, as you were breastfeeding.
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@VodkaThursday: I got an email from Olga. She thinks I'm sweet & "longs for finding a special person for serious relations". So there's always that.
@drinksmcgee: Someone just told me that they hate bacon... I can't even find words... It's like someone just murdered a rainbow.
@Bexdora: Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?
@TheCatWhisprer: Accidentally switched the baby formula with coconut milk and now my newborn is complaining that her lullabies are "too mainstream."