@SoulYodeler: Sorry I yelled "GET A ROOM!" at your grandson's wrestling tournament.
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@markleggett: If you accept small grammatical errors, decent society collapses and then everyone starts marrying dogs. That's what happened to Australia.
@bourgeoisalien: I make all my clothing choices based on what I would look like if I'm unexpectedly asked to bounce on a trampoline at some point in the day.
@Marlebean: Have you ever considered shaving that beard and gluing it to your bald spot? ... Oh! You meant a question about the job position!
@SteveSuckington: Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses? Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.