@SoulYodeler: Sorry I yelled "GET A ROOM!" at your grandson's wrestling tournament.
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@MandiAtRandom: Officer: Did u know your back light is out Me: I don't know if you noticed... I'm inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage
@OBiiieeee: Cop: where ya headed? "the gym" Cop: im gonna save you a lot of embarrassment and arrest you "thank you so much, officer"
@UncleDuke1969: *takes coffee from hot barista *makes eye contact *smiles *winks *sips scalding coffee "Thankth, thexy! Theeya!" *walks outside *screams
@HeatherLuvsYou: Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example.