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@Cuntypants: Sorry I yelled "SURPRISE!" when you caught me in bed with your husband.

I was unaware that you don't like surprises.

Sorry I yelled “SURPRISE!” when you caught me in bed with your husband.

I was unaware that you don’t like surprises.

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