@robfee: Sorry Im late, I was staring at a wall for an hour thinkin about how delicious that pizza looked on Home Alone 2 when Kevin got in the limo.
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@robfee: If LeBron is better than Jordan, then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never asked for his help in a game in space. Can't argue with facts.
@daemonic3: Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads
@WilliamAder: As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it's a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?