@GrantTanaka: sorry i'm still an undecided voter, but it's hard to pick just one when I love them both so very very much
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@AcerbicSuburban: Secretly adding a tablespoon of butter to everything he eats is my long-term exit plan.
@JohnHilsen: There were over 14,000 wars before McDonalds launched the Dollar Menu. Since launching it, there's only been 32. Those are just the facts.
@daemonic3: [1st date] HER: I'm really into PETA ME: [trying to impress] I love dipping it in hummus