@GreenishDuck: Sorry it took me 10 months to text you back. I'm a snake now and I typed this with my head.
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@NotGaryBusey: I love when people say "If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right." Because that's what Hitler would say.
@Death_Buddy: ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE? "Haha a man obviously" *Detective places cheese on table* *suspect starts to sweat*
@ArfMeasures: TORTURER: I'm gonna water-board u ME: Hahaha, where u gonna find enough water TORTURER: *takes Tupperware out of the dishwasher* ME: Oh shit
@MrGynosaur: Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can't find them so they cry