@GreenishDuck: Sorry it took me 10 months to text you back. I'm a snake now and I typed this with my head.
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@redthe1: Yeah, sure, I use made-up words sometimes. Does that make you [Lowers shades] Discomfortable?
@girl_a_whirl: All I'm saying is if you've ever seen me put patio furniture covers on, you'd NEVER ask me to put a condom on.
@usermcuserface: 10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Sigh....trying to watch the game here Julie.