@GoodBadThing: Sorry, just got your text. Are we still on for last night?
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@ojedge: [feeding baby Malaysian food] "Here comes the plane" *makes plane noises* *spoon just disappears*
@julie2288: The hardest part of raising kids is learning to let them go... Especially when they're 19 and STILL can't remember to flush a toilet.
@bobbiejo448: Dora could get to her destination in half the time if Swiper were in prison where he belongs.
@Danisrivera: Dude warned me he doesn't always respond to texts right away. It's been 476 days. Dude wasn't playin