@mzeld: Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?
@Gizmo_1984: Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
@haleysfalling: bought candy at the movies and suddenly i can't pay this months rent anymore
@TheTweetOfGod: If you're going to throw someone under the bus, make sure it's moving.
@MikeCanRant: *watches as both hands turn into devils*
*looks over sink*
"Oh, this is just great"