@Nikkeya08: Sorry my diet made me slap the oreo out of your toddler's hand and scream "NOT TODAY SATAN!"
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@iGreenMonk: TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
@Swishergirl24: I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot.
@Reverend_Scott: [first date at restaurant] ME: so, do you like dogs? HER: I'm more of a- ME: CHECK PLEASE