@Robski_Boy: Sorry Siri, talking to machines is not for me. I still get tongue-tied at the drive-through.
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@SladeBlue: Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of.
@WildeThingy: Video Games made me do it. Rock n' Roll made me do it. Witches made me do it. Satan made me do it. - a short history of responsibility
@bourgeoisalien: if someone asks you about yourself say "OK, sit down, this is going to be a really long story" then just wander off