@Robski_Boy: Sorry Siri, talking to machines is not for me. I still get tongue-tied at the drive-through.
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@TJ_TheMenace: Her: Sir, you account has been hacked. Me: Twitter? Her: No. Your Bank acc. Me: Ooooh Thank God.
@ManJuggs: The guy I’ve been paying to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don’t own any animals.