@atDevin: "sorry sorry sorry reallysorry reallysorry sorry" - remorse code
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@MoneypennyNaked: Every time I text this guy, he replies with "Sorry, I'm driving." It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now.
@LindaInDisguise: I hope my husband never gets Alzheimer's but if he does, I imagine my favorite part will be saying "I gave you one yesterday."
@DaddyJew: Trainer: have you been sticking to your diet? Me: *tries to mumble yes but a chicken wing falls out of my mouth*
@mellimelle: Each year I get invited to go on vacation with the same group of annoying people but I can't say no because they're my husband & children.