@SadieSkyNinja: Sorry that I took a picture of my armpit and tried to pass it off as my thigh gap.
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@offbeatoliv: It's such bullshit that there's no zombie apocalypse. I totally want to hit my neighbor over the head with a shovel.
@lejessica: They say treat others how you would like to be treated. Now I have to go out on a date with a guy and treat him like a princess.
@Reverend_Scott: I wonder if anyone besides me has the bumper sticker, "Proud parent of your wife's kid."
@jonnysun: a fun prank is when ur friemd about to sit in a chair u pul the chair out from under them and replace it w/ a fancier mor comfortabal chair